Roller Coaster Factory Simulation category

Cover art for Roller Coaster Factory

At age 12, I had this deep obsession with wanting to get a roller coaster video game. The object of my affection was Ultimate Ride because of a glowing write-up in some computer magazine that made it look incredible and extensive for its time. There was no theme park administration involved, just building roller coasters, which was perfect for me. The demo took a full day to download on my dial-up connection, but in spite of my enthusiasm, my old desktop computer didn’t meet the system requirements.

Flash-forward a few months to a trip to Office Max with my family. While rifling through the bargain racks, I found a copy of ValuSoft’s Roller Coaster Factory, which looked pretty awesome from the jewel case. It would have to do.

It did not do, not at all. Roller Coaster Factory is awful. It seems to be, somehow, bored by the idea of roller coasters. It screws up the fun qualities of playing a coaster game in the first place, and along the way, it loses something deeper.

(This one is a little personal, don’t mind me.)

Screenshot from Roller Coaster Factory

Argh, horrible

Unlike many roller coaster games, the track-building options in Roller Coaster Factory are tightly limited. Rather than plotting points for your coaster track and creating an interesting route with curves and banks, you can only select from one of five types of pieces – hills, curves, curving hills, loops, and straight lines. The finished coaster will almost always snake along the cardinal directions. Creativity is discouraged.

Roller coaster games draw in players with the prospect of testing a crazy monster ride that no engineer or safety regulator would approve. No such speed or excitement to be found here. Your ride rarely if ever exceeds a leisurely lurch, no matter how many times the game assures you the coaster runs at 35 MPH (which is about as fast as they can get).

The game looks decrepit, even for something released in 2000. It comes from the boxiness, like the rigid cars, the unnaturally straight-angled track pieces, the brick slab shape of the ride queue building, or the thoughtless layout of the theme park, with concrete paths and palm trees scattered around almost randomly. One of the few touches to the presentation is the optional night mode, which darkens the background and adds a noticeably fake-looking starfield.

Once you finish testing your coaster, you’re arbitrarily scored for the ride’s “thrill level” and overall quality with no indication of how you earned it. I guess you’d be able to compete against other people to make higher-rated coasters, but without any interesting restrictions or track pieces, that just means making long, dense rides.

That’s all there is to say. There isn’t much here.

Without comparing it against another roller coaster game, you can still tell the difference. There’s no joy or spirit. That’s the distinction of something hollow and awful. It feels like an obligation, like a generic store-brand product. It was published by a company called ValuSoft, a name implying Roller Coaster Factory was meant to be done on the cheap. I say cheap not to mean thrifty, small in scope, or working with a tiny budget, but indifferently crappy. It is the minimum roller coaster game, missing a sense of purpose except to be sold at Office Max.

Pantera Entertainment, the creators of Roller Coaster Factory, did improve, putting out a series of apparently better coaster games a few years later. But that didn’t stop this one from becoming their best-selling game, shipping 150,000 copies. So, mission accomplished.

(This post was substantially revised on May 11, 2018.)

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