Roller Coaster Factory
At age 12, I had this deep obsession with wanting to get a roller coaster video game. The object of my affection was Ultimate Ride because of a glowing write-up in some computer magazine that made it look incredible and extensive for its time. There was no theme park administration involved, just building roller coasters, which was perfect for me. The demo took a full day to download on my dial-up connection, but in spite of my enthusiasm, my old desktop computer didn’t meet the system requirements.
Flash-forward a few months to a trip to Office Max with my family. While rifling through the bargain racks, I found a copy of ValuSoft’s Roller Coaster Factory, which looked pretty awesome from the jewel case. It would have to do.
It did not do, not at all. Roller Coaster Factory is awful. It seems to be, somehow, bored by the idea of roller coasters. It screws up the fun qualities of playing a coaster game in the first place, and along the way, it loses something deeper.
(This one is a little personal, don’t mind me.)
Roller coaster games draw in players with the prospect of building a gravity-defying monster ride that no engineer or safety regulator would approve. Roller Coaster Factory has smaller ambitions. The track-building options are tightly limited. Rather than plotting points for your coaster track and creating an interesting route with curves and banks, you can only select from one of five types of pieces – hills, curves, curving hills, loops, and straight lines. The finished coaster will almost always snake along the cardinal directions. Creativity is difficult if not discouraged.
Your ride rarely picks up speed, no matter how many times the game assures you the coaster runs at 35 MPH (which is about as fast as they can get). Coasters like these are no doubt fun to ride in real life, but in a format meant for maximum thrills, they’re a letdown.
The game looks decrepit, even for something released in 2000 when 3D graphics were fairly low-detail. It comes from the boxiness, like the rigid cars, the unnaturally straight-angled track pieces, the brick slab shape of the ride queue building, or the thoughtless layout of the theme park, with concrete paths and palm trees scattered around almost randomly. One of the few touches to the presentation is the optional night mode, which darkens the background and adds a noticeably fake-looking starfield.
Once you finish testing your coaster, you’re arbitrarily scored for the ride’s “thrill level” and overall quality with no indication of how you earned it. I guess you’d be able to compete against other people to make higher-rated coasters, but without any interesting restrictions or track pieces, that just means making long, dense rides.
That’s all there is to say. There isn’t much here.
Without comparing it against another roller coaster game, you can still tell the difference. There’s no joy or spirit. That’s the distinction of something hollow. It feels like an obligation, like a generic store-brand product. It was published by a company called ValuSoft, a name implying Roller Coaster Factory was meant to be done on the cheap. I say cheap not to mean thrifty, small in scope, or working with a tiny budget, but indifferently crappy. It is the minimum roller coaster game, missing a sense of purpose except to be sold at Office Max.
Pantera Entertainment, the creators of Roller Coaster Factory, may have just done what they could under constraints. They did improve over time. The company’s later, similar roller coaster games like Roller Coaster Factory 2 and Hyper Rails actually seem to have fun with the idea. They have a little more life to them. But the original Roller Coaster Factory became their best-selling game, shipping 150,000 copies. So, mission accomplished.
(This post was substantially revised on May 11, 2018.)
Hahaha, we had a very similar experience regarding this game!
Know where I can download this game? I used to have it on cd-rom but can’t find it anywhere.
I miss this game, the nostalgia.
Just got linked to this from your Ultimate Coaster article – might want to add that link now.
As for the game, YEESH! That screenshot looks so dismal! Aliased, generic text like you’d find in a Klik ‘N’ Play game, horrible lighting, and is that a well? Right beside a roller coaster? There’s hardly any sense of “show” like you mentioned Disney doing; a rickety red roller coaster that looks like someone’s nervous system flayed out of their body, going through a wooden brick wall, with that aforementioned well, and a billboard with some lights below of the style you see on the interstate on a road trip, with a generic company name on a background of blue skies and some appropriately-emaciated cirrus clouds. I know that as you said, real parks like Six Flags do fine with having the coaster’s extremeness be an attraction unto itself, but this doesn’t even look fun to virtually “ride” once you’re done! With the sky being lighter than EVERYTHING ELSE on the ground that should be drawing your attention from up above, not even games like “Baldi’s Basics” look as inhospitable – even though they’re trying to be! Even a quick pass with paint.net’s “Auto-Level” option makes it look so much better I understand that the team probably did their best, but this almost looks like a freeware tech demo you’d find on caiman.us in the “3D Games” section or something – it’s barely commercial, in the same way that the first organisms to crawl onto land were barely terrestrial.
My edited version – look at how much happier it feels! https://imgur.com/Z4xl9mU